What a Joke.

This is an actual Bill by an actual Congressman:

H.R. 6615:

To provide for the transport of the enemy combatants detained in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to Washington, D.C., where the United States Supreme Court will be able to more effectively micromanage the detainees by holding them on the Supreme Court grounds, and for other purposes.

Apparently Republicans in Congress have nothing better to do than waste their time (and your tax money) on than writing eye-rollingly lame snark and submitting it as real legislation.

- Calvin Rye