A story at realclearpolitics.com features the headline: Cast of 300 Advises Obama
Really? What would that advice be like?
“Hell yeah, a cape and Speedos looks presidential”
“When in doubt, go work on your abs”
“Don’t worry about historical accuracy, nobody looks this stuff up anyway”
“When fighting the War on Terrorism, remember - One attractive warrior is better in a fight than a thousand ugly ones.”
“Need a rallying cry? Try ‘This is [insert city name here]!”
The actual story is much more boring. The link goes to a New York Times article with the more accurate but less inspiring title of “A Cast of 300 Advises Obama on Foreign Policy” That’s too bad. Obama could totally rock a cape.
- Calvin Rye
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